If you don't know who Paul Thorn
is then you must visit his site:
www.paulthorn.com
Paul Thorn Lyrics
If you don't know who Paul Thorn
is then you must visit his site:
www.paulthorn.com
This is a fan site and all the lyrics and images here are the intellectual property of singer/songwriter Paul Thorn.
 
Paul Thorn, Perpetual Obscurity Records, and Paul's publishing interests hold the copywrite to all these lyrics.
I created these Paul Thorn lyrics pages for the enjoyment of his fans.  Most of Paul's lyrics stand out clearly when you listen to his music and Paul includes the lyrics in the liner notes of many of his CDs.  But if you are stricken with presbyopia, also known as short-arm syndrome, you may find the tiny lyrics in the jewel-cases hard to read.  I have devoted many hours listening to his music and attempting to capture the words exactly as he recorded them, rather than as he wrote them in the liner notes.  For example, instead of inserting "(chorus)" where he repeats the chorus in a song, I have retyped the chorus each time to aid you in following along when singing at the top of your lungs.  (Admit that you do and begin the healing process now.)  I have left all the "gonna's", "gotta's", "wanna's", and "ain'ts" in his lyrics but in the interests of apostrophe reduction I have inserted the letter "G" in many places that Paul leaves them out.  Paul seldom pronounces the ending "G" in words that have them: nothin', somethin', comin', goin', lovin', leavin' eatin', drivin', drinkin', runnin', sittin', standin'...you get the idea.  It's easy enough to drop them from my transcriptions yourself during your own authentic Paul Thorn performances. 

In spite of the effort I have expended, I'm sure there are still errors here and I welcome  your inputs in order to correct them.  You can write to me at edcahoon@gmail.com
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It's A Great Day To Whup Somebody's Ass
(This song only available as a download from Paul's site.)
Have you ever had one of those days
When nothing goes right?
You're wife starts bitching
About whatever it was
She was bitching about last night
So you escape into the bathroom
Just to sit there on your throne
But after you finish your business
The toilet paper's gone
Well it's a great day
For me to whup somebody's ass
It's a bad day
So you better get off my back
You might get cold-cocked
If you cross my path
Cause it's a great day
For me to whup somebody's ass
Well I was running late for work
So I poured me some coffee to go
And just before I had a flat tire
I spilled it all over my clothes
When the highway patrolman pulled up
I thought that help was on the way
But when he saw the tire tool in my hand
He shot me with pepper spray
Well it's a great day
For me to whup somebody's ass
It's a bad day
So you better get off my back
You might get cold-cocked
If you cross my path
Cause it's a great day
For me to whup somebody's ass
When I finally made it to work
I was 15 minutes late
I told my boss about the flat tire
But he fired me anyway
So here I am out in the parking lot
Just waiting by his Corvette
I'm gonna' give him a goodbye present
That he never will forget
Well it's a great day
For me to whup somebody's ass
It's a bad day
So you better get off my back
You might get cold-cocked
If you cross my path
Cause it's a great day
For me to whup somebody's ass